Johnny 99

Orijinal

Well, they closed down the auto plant in Mahwah late that month

Ralph went out lookin' for a job but he couldn't find none

He came home too drunk from mixin' Tanqueray and wine

He got a gun, shot a night clerk

Now they call him Johnny 99

Down in the part of town where when you hit a red light you don't stop

Johnny's wavin' his gun around and threatenin' to blow his top

When an off-duty cop snuck up on him from behind

Out in front of the club Tip Top they slapped the cuffs on Johnny 99

Well, the city supplied a public defender

But the judge was mean John Brown

He came into the courtroom and stared poor Johnny down

Well, the evidence is clear

Gonna let the sentence son fit the crime

Prison for 98 and a year

We'll call it even Johnny 99

A fist-fight broke out in the courtroom

They had to drag Johnny's girl away

His mama stood up and shouted

"Judge don't take my boy this way"

Well, son you got any statement you'd like to make

Before the bailiff comes to forever take you away

Now judge, judge

I got debts no honest man could pay

The bank was holdin' my mortgage

And takin' my house away

Now I ain't sayin'

That make me an innocent man

But it was more 'n all this

That put that gun in my hand

Well, Your Honor, I do believe I'd be better off dead

And if you can take a man's life

For the thoughts that's in his head

Then won't you sit back in that chair

And think it over judge one more time

And let 'em shave off my hair

And put me on that execution line